XLRI HRM interview-> (Very very bad :x)
GD-State of Indian agriculture - Why and How to improve?
(Dre were guys with 7 years of work-ex and maaried + guys wid 3 time XL reects, came to know it after GD so least bothered of them while GD)
-> Started d GD, actually jst read agriculture editorial yesterday and dat was too out of the box .. Was filled wid points dat even 1 hr was not enuf for dem..
Started wid we have 17% of world's population and we produce 17% of total food production, still one-third of our population do not get 2 meals a day..
Was knowing well abt malnourishment percentages in rural India, added to dat was knowing well abt world bank report on how 60% of food by PDS was not reaching d right person..
Brought very good points how Green revolution has curbed our Indian agriculture in long term.. dre is too much dependence on rice and wheat , while Millets of which we are the largest producer in world
and it used to be a major sorce of ovr energy in 1970's, its use is only done for animal fodder now...
unexpectedly my too much knowlegde advantage turned out against me..My urge to present the whole world of agriculture in dose 20 mins made me dominate the GD, which I was later informed by my peers... Dose last year XL rejects even
pointed u shd not do as such in XL HRM GD.. I was filled wid guilt, was feeling like as if to leave PI and go home.. Badh main jaye XL ab.. Still maintained my compusure !!
PI->
I was knowing it dey won't be much interested in me.. So was not in a mood to give better interview..
R,M,L
L- So tushar u are d first guy I met who did Xth at the age of 14.. Was dre parental pressure ?
Me- (kya observation hai yaar :O .. ab ya batana thori fudging hai, 1 saal badha di gyi hai birth date wld be wrong) No No sir, dre was no parental pressure.. I joined school early and my parents were quite supportive in dat.
L- So why u dropped after 12th ? I mean girlfriend or jee or oder family issues ?
Me- No sir, not a girlfriend case..Actually Sir i dropped coz I thought I deserved a second chance to try my hand in national exams.
L- So wat are u doing after graduation ?
Me- Sir few family issues.. And also I got placed in Birlasoft , bt my joining was deffered from Nov, 2011 to April, 2012.. And I was pretty clear of doing an MBA so I prepared for it in the mean time . .unfortunately I cldn't prove myself last time..
L- So u got shortlisted for IIM kashipur ?
Me- No sir I was not shortlisted..
L- So how is IIM kashipur ?
Me- Sir although a 200 acre campus is being alloted to it bt currently the classes are being held in a sugar factory.. And also accomodation of students is quite far from classes so
dey are facing a problem in commuting.. Although It wld develop as a good MBA colg in near future bt currently it is facing problems.
L- So dont u think u will face problems if u come to XLRI ?
Me-(wtf, y wld I :O) No sir relocation is not a big deal .. I can adapt to new places well and modify my requirements as per the availabilities ...
L- So tushar, wat is your favourite color ?
Me- Sir as I hail from uttranchal which is a lush green place wid lot of forests, So I love Green color..\
M- ok so if you have to chose director of IIM kashipur from among us , how wld u chose ?
Me- :numb:
M- take ur time and take a notepad and write points ..
Me(wrote for 2 mins bt any new point was not striking)
M- yeah so lets start
Me- Sir firstly I wld see the academic eligibility to fit into the role..Dan the past roles u held and how dey were performed.. Dan I wld also take into account the faculty feedback of the college u worked wid..
(I needed a innovative point desperately :x)
Me- (for adding some innovation, did pagalpanti :x) Sir Dan I wld also give preference to a guy who is more acquainted wid d local area and have more knowledge abt its problems
R- oh so how wld u chose me dan ?
L- He is from ANDAMAN..
Me- (wtf :O) .. Sir obviously academics and past roles wld play a bigger role bt wat I mean is if dre are two guys at par, I wld choose d one more acquainted wid d region.(sigh)
R- (convinced)
R- wat are the fundamental duties ?
Me- Sir dre are 11 fundamental duties of which I remember like to abide by constitution, to achieve excellence in watever we do, to respect culture and regions and Arr..
R- So dese are the ones which u remember ?
Me- yes sir I remember only dese as of now..
R- tell me can police catch me if I do not follow dese ?
Me- No sir dese are jst directions to the people of this country and u can not be made accoutable for them. Dre are oder laws like criminal laws,civil laws etc. which cld be used to prosecute.
R- ok tell me before people use to smoke in trains , dan it was banned and now people are not allowed to even eat and drink in public places in metro.. Is it not infringemrnt of ovr rights ?
Me- Sir I as an individual believes dis world is a higly irrational place with no logics attached to it... Dre have to been some rules and directions given to people which serve the whole society.. Like in metro I myself saw today a man eating dre in morning, bt dats a public property and damaging dat or creating unnecessary disturbances
for oder people doesnt serve the society.. So dese laws are important and serve the society.
Now,
M- ok tushar design an expert system which will automatically select candidates dat fit into the role
Me-(wtf) Sir can I tell the parameters
M- yeah tell the parameter and implement them
Me-(I was like implement in wat) i started wid keyword based approach that is also followed in us and uk .. we wld pic a keyword which describe our role and wld match wid d CV of d desired candidate.
M- implement it in Artificial Intelligence
Me-(wtf, how) Sir is it, A->★keyword★ , dis wld match the keyword wid d whole CV where ever it is sitated.
M- Else
Me- I wld take revenve per employee into account in past projects
M-implement using if - then.
Me- did bakwas ..
M- ok go !!
Me- Thanx sir ..
GD-State of Indian agriculture - Why and How to improve?
(Dre were guys with 7 years of work-ex and maaried + guys wid 3 time XL reects, came to know it after GD so least bothered of them while GD)
-> Started d GD, actually jst read agriculture editorial yesterday and dat was too out of the box .. Was filled wid points dat even 1 hr was not enuf for dem..
Started wid we have 17% of world's population and we produce 17% of total food production, still one-third of our population do not get 2 meals a day..
Was knowing well abt malnourishment percentages in rural India, added to dat was knowing well abt world bank report on how 60% of food by PDS was not reaching d right person..
Brought very good points how Green revolution has curbed our Indian agriculture in long term.. dre is too much dependence on rice and wheat , while Millets of which we are the largest producer in world
and it used to be a major sorce of ovr energy in 1970's, its use is only done for animal fodder now...
unexpectedly my too much knowlegde advantage turned out against me..My urge to present the whole world of agriculture in dose 20 mins made me dominate the GD, which I was later informed by my peers... Dose last year XL rejects even
pointed u shd not do as such in XL HRM GD.. I was filled wid guilt, was feeling like as if to leave PI and go home.. Badh main jaye XL ab.. Still maintained my compusure !!
PI->
I was knowing it dey won't be much interested in me.. So was not in a mood to give better interview..
R,M,L
L- So tushar u are d first guy I met who did Xth at the age of 14.. Was dre parental pressure ?
Me- (kya observation hai yaar :O .. ab ya batana thori fudging hai, 1 saal badha di gyi hai birth date wld be wrong) No No sir, dre was no parental pressure.. I joined school early and my parents were quite supportive in dat.
L- So why u dropped after 12th ? I mean girlfriend or jee or oder family issues ?
Me- No sir, not a girlfriend case..Actually Sir i dropped coz I thought I deserved a second chance to try my hand in national exams.
L- So wat are u doing after graduation ?
Me- Sir few family issues.. And also I got placed in Birlasoft , bt my joining was deffered from Nov, 2011 to April, 2012.. And I was pretty clear of doing an MBA so I prepared for it in the mean time . .unfortunately I cldn't prove myself last time..
L- So u got shortlisted for IIM kashipur ?
Me- No sir I was not shortlisted..
L- So how is IIM kashipur ?
Me- Sir although a 200 acre campus is being alloted to it bt currently the classes are being held in a sugar factory.. And also accomodation of students is quite far from classes so
dey are facing a problem in commuting.. Although It wld develop as a good MBA colg in near future bt currently it is facing problems.
L- So dont u think u will face problems if u come to XLRI ?
Me-(wtf, y wld I :O) No sir relocation is not a big deal .. I can adapt to new places well and modify my requirements as per the availabilities ...
L- So tushar, wat is your favourite color ?
Me- Sir as I hail from uttranchal which is a lush green place wid lot of forests, So I love Green color..\
M- ok so if you have to chose director of IIM kashipur from among us , how wld u chose ?
Me- :numb:
M- take ur time and take a notepad and write points ..
Me(wrote for 2 mins bt any new point was not striking)
M- yeah so lets start
Me- Sir firstly I wld see the academic eligibility to fit into the role..Dan the past roles u held and how dey were performed.. Dan I wld also take into account the faculty feedback of the college u worked wid..
(I needed a innovative point desperately :x)
Me- (for adding some innovation, did pagalpanti :x) Sir Dan I wld also give preference to a guy who is more acquainted wid d local area and have more knowledge abt its problems
R- oh so how wld u chose me dan ?
L- He is from ANDAMAN..
Me- (wtf :O) .. Sir obviously academics and past roles wld play a bigger role bt wat I mean is if dre are two guys at par, I wld choose d one more acquainted wid d region.(sigh)
R- (convinced)
R- wat are the fundamental duties ?
Me- Sir dre are 11 fundamental duties of which I remember like to abide by constitution, to achieve excellence in watever we do, to respect culture and regions and Arr..
R- So dese are the ones which u remember ?
Me- yes sir I remember only dese as of now..
R- tell me can police catch me if I do not follow dese ?
Me- No sir dese are jst directions to the people of this country and u can not be made accoutable for them. Dre are oder laws like criminal laws,civil laws etc. which cld be used to prosecute.
R- ok tell me before people use to smoke in trains , dan it was banned and now people are not allowed to even eat and drink in public places in metro.. Is it not infringemrnt of ovr rights ?
Me- Sir I as an individual believes dis world is a higly irrational place with no logics attached to it... Dre have to been some rules and directions given to people which serve the whole society.. Like in metro I myself saw today a man eating dre in morning, bt dats a public property and damaging dat or creating unnecessary disturbances
for oder people doesnt serve the society.. So dese laws are important and serve the society.
Now,
M- ok tushar design an expert system which will automatically select candidates dat fit into the role
Me-(wtf) Sir can I tell the parameters
M- yeah tell the parameter and implement them
Me-(I was like implement in wat) i started wid keyword based approach that is also followed in us and uk .. we wld pic a keyword which describe our role and wld match wid d CV of d desired candidate.
M- implement it in Artificial Intelligence
Me-(wtf, how) Sir is it, A->★keyword★ , dis wld match the keyword wid d whole CV where ever it is sitated.
M- Else
Me- I wld take revenve per employee into account in past projects
M-implement using if - then.
Me- did bakwas ..
M- ok go !!
Me- Thanx sir ..
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